Let's talk qualifications. I have a bachelors in biology, went pre-med and now a doctor of chiropractic, applied kinesiologist, and further trained in functional medicine and traditional chinese medicine.
I've spent a quarter of a million dollars on formal education. Thoroughly trained in anatomy, physiology, biochemistry, nutrition, and also interned in clinics to give me a solid backing -- AKA I'm not your average "health coach." I've got the experience paired with formal credentials. How's that for modesty? :)